Gracie says…

“Mommy? Do you like to drink  all the time?”

“Daddy, I’ve got my ABCDEFG shirt on!”

“Hey, what is that bug doing? Where is his Mommy?”

While reading a book she said she wanted to keep one of the babies in the picture. I said “Aww, Gracie isn’t he so cute?” She replies, “Can we have him? Do you think his Mommy would mind if we take him?”

I was telling Kelly that he was so whipped by her when she gives him that “Daddy, Please” look. He said “ I am not a sucker, all the time.” She looked right at him, grabbed his hand and said “Daddy, you are a sucker!” I know she has no idea what that means but it was so hysterical!!

While talking to her about an upcoming baby shower we’re going to she said “Is there going to be a lot of babies taking a shower?”

This is kind of a gross one so skip ahead if you don’t want to know! I was talking to Kelly about a former student of mine that pooped in his pants (2nd grade) and some of it fell out on the floor in the room. Then the kid was denying it, saying he stepped in dog poop. Gross I know, but I was reliving this horrifying moment to Kelly and right when I said “And he pooped in his pants… “ Gracie shot up in her chair and said “Michael at my school poops in his pants too!” We cracked up

While drawing, “I’m drawing a baby in her tummy because she wants to have a baby.” ( I have NO IDEA where this one came from, promise!)

While house hunting “Mommy, can I take my phone and my baby with us when we move to the new house?” Poor girl, she has no idea what’s coming!! She is so scared of moving and not getting her things back!

just some things I don’t want to forget at this time and age…